tell your sister to shave her snatch
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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