Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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