There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
In America we eat man semen.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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