you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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