No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Watching her eat just hurts me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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