Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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