I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.