so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize