Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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