So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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