I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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