Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Can I color on your dick again?
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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