Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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