one might say we're banned from that church
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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