the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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