There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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