P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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