dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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