somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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