BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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