didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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