doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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