i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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