He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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