Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
