so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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