3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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