how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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