why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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