Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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