i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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