I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
