your room smells of hookers.
And success
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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