I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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