I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i think i have herpe
just one?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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