i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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