its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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