so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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