Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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