it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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