Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
