it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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