I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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