Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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