SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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