next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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