Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just invented taco cereal.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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