I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's never too late to be topless.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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