If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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