Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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