she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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