yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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