Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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