Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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