Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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