I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Plan B is the new Plan A
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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