I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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