i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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